Meet The Fringepig Team...Jemyma C. Noevil

Jemyma once tried her hand at stand up, but Brian Logan watched her debut at the Soho Theatre and called her a “fat corporate frizzy-haired fascist Tory bitch whore who has probably never even heard of Berthold Brecht.”

After five years in a deep depression eating nothing but oven chips, Jemyma decided to become a reviewer-reviewer.
Sadly she had by this time gone completely blind, which is a little-known side effect of eating nothing but oven chips, but luckily this is no handicap in the field of reviewer-reviewing. Or, indeed, reviewing.

The rest of the staff supply her with braille copies of reviews, or sometimes they just drag in the reviewers themselves: Jemyma claims to be able to know a reviewer’s character simply by reading the acne on his or her face.

Jemyma moves in mysterious ways. Some reviewers have reported getting home to find Jemyma’s chilling calling card: a frozen oven chip on their doorstep. This is a sure sign that Jemyma is reviewing them.

Reviews filed by Jemyma C. Noevil

Victoria Nangle

When you read Victoria Nangle’s reviews you find yourself muttering ‘Get on with it’ a lot. There’s a great deal ...
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Claire Smith

Claire Smith – or ‘The Scotsman’s Clair Smith', as the Wow24/7 website denomes her – is every bit as good ...
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Yasmin Sulaiman

We at FringePig often bemoan the lazy reviewer who, either uncertain of their own credibility or unwilling to condemn a ...
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Ben Shannon

Ben Shannon is a likeable presence whose relaxed hand on the tiller eases the audience into the situation, combining a ...
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Claire Sawers

If I had to sum up Claire Sawers in one word it would have to be ‘dismissive’. She is airily ...
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Megan Dalton

Megan Dalton makes sense most of the time, but occasionally reveals her youthful inexperience by going off half-cocked at nothing ...
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Alice Jones

There’s something about Alice Jones that I don’t quite trust. And I dislike my own distrust, because Jones writes very ...
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Charlotte Ivers

There was a point in Charlotte Ivers’ review of Mark Nelson where I wanted to invent the game Reviewer Bingo, ...
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