Meet The Fringepig Team...Merlin Pig

Merlin Pig got the job on our accounts team by getting us a tax rebate without even moving or saying anything. It’s all done with the power of his mind, which is beyond th eken of most mortals.

There are, of course, some skeptics who say that Merlin has no such powers, and that he is not really doing our accounts.

To which we reply “Well who the bloody hell IS doing our accounts then?” Because we know for a fact it isn’t any of the rest of us. Merlin’s next task is to get Fringepig registered as a charity, so that we can make obscene profits and have lavish expense accounts without paying any tax at all. Not that we know anyone who is is doing that. Certainly not the Festival Fringe Society.

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