Meet The Fringepig Team...Packet Panda

Packet Panda hasn’t seen much of the world.

In fact, she has never been outside her own packaging as she hates the thought of decreasing in value.

She has touched nothing, done nothing, experienced nothing; seen and heard nothing except through the milky Perspex that protects and deadens her life.

Does this prevent her from having an opinion? Far from it.

In fact, it was listening to Packet Panda complain for three whole hours about connectivity issues with her new iMac Air – while never once venturing from her box to do anything about it – that convinced us she would make the PERFECT reviewer – and an even better reviewer-reviewer.

Packet Panda has all the gutsy, streetwise chops of a person who knows how to keep it fresh, and knows what the deal is, and how it ought to be done – but really doesn’t want to have to do any of it themselves.

Reviews filed by Packet Panda

Jack Skelton

Jack Skelton walks that strip of taught razor wire between being clever and being too clever. While most of his ...

Brian Logan

It is a curious thing that, while 95 per cent of stand-ups are on-message with the Guardian’s brand of sympathetic ...

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