EVERYTHING MARKED WITH: 2 Stars


When you’re wading through a Margaret Sessa-Hawkins review you feel a great sense of sympathy for Britain’s schoolteachers. These people have to go home and do a load of marking, and to do that marking they need to read a lot of tripe that has been written by children. And children, for the most part, […]


Emily Edwards July 17th, 2014 by

Emily Edwards divides everything put before her into “worth going to see” and “not worth going to see”. This, you might suppose, is the unspoken task of the critic – but still it seems a little crass. Most reviewers of modest talent do at least couch their words in “if this is your sort of […]


Elspeth Rudd July 17th, 2014 by

I’ll be honest with you, Elspeth Rudd got my back up right from the off. “ELSPETH RUDD is currently an undergraduate studying English at Bangor University,” quoth her bio. “This will be her first Edinburgh Festival and she isn’t entirely sure what she is letting herself in for!” Well hey, Elspeth, it’s only people’s lives […]


Caro Moses July 17th, 2014 by

Caro Moses is not your average Three Weeks notepad itinerant trying to make a name for herself on the contents of her spleen. Oh no! Moses is a proven talent. Her own bio states that “Moses was part of the ThreeWeeks team at its very first Festival in 1996, and has led the magazine since […]


Emma Obank July 17th, 2014 by

At one end of the reviewing spectrum is the callow youth determined to slay a comedy giant with their caustic dismissals; at the other is the starstruck devotee. Obank is clearly of the second water, and spends her first paragraph rattling off the accolades of whoever she’s looking at. Having done so, it seems unlikely […]


Corry Shaw July 17th, 2014 by

Corry Shaw is a strange person. I hope I’m not stretching my brief here; I am aware I need to assess the reviewer, not their personality. But Corry Shaw is a perplexingly odd character and this oddity explains the nature of her reviews. At the 2013 Fringe she reviewed one thing, The Barnes Identity, which […]


Arjun Sajip July 15th, 2014 by

Two things are possible with regards to Arjun Sajip: Either he is a miserable git of the first vintage, or he is so weak willed and/or low status that he is sent to review the Very Worst Things In The World Ever. Either way, Arjun should take control of his life and stop expelling his […]


Stephen Maughan July 13th, 2014 by

I don’t know how old Stephen Maughan is – I assume, by the fact that he is at Edinburgh University, that  he’s a teenager. But when you read his reviews you can’t help but do so in the accent of a befuddled old man in a blazer such as Viz comic’s Major Misunderstanding. His rather […]


Sam Waddicor July 13th, 2014 by

Sam Waddicor needs to clean up his grammar and his spelling if he’s going to write for Broadway Baby – goodness knows they’re not going to do it for him. Some passages of his reviews just leave you scratching your head. “His most successful moments were probably his impressions of various tapes” he says of […]


Nicole Adam July 13th, 2014 by

In 2012 Nicole Adam committed the egregious reviewing sin of misunderstanding a show and then reviewing her own misunderstanding. She went to see The Room, a screening of the Tommy Wiseau film that is “the Citizen Kane of bad movies” where the audience shout and throw things at the screen, Rocky-Horror style, and enjoy how […]


Rebecca Lunn July 13th, 2014 by

My esteemed editor Mister Kipper made the point, in his editorial to this site, that sometimes the holy land of comedy is just a sort of Amsterdam to reviewers. They arrive, they empty their angry balls and then they jet off back to their theatre and their cabaret and their wives and their children’s shows […]


Joe Abel July 3rd, 2014 by

Joe Abel is a difficult reviewer to quantify. This is because some of his reviews are written by a man with English as a first language and some of them, I am prepared to swear, are translated via the internet from the original Mongolian. Just look at this overboiled word soup that is his review […]


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