Early in the morning Mister Kipper will be in the office, adding swine-points to scathing reviews and changing the word ‘cunt’ to ‘regrettable fellow’.
For Mister Kipper the job of reviewer reviewing is a noble one done for the public good: how else are people to distinguish the respected reviewer from the poison pen? The sage hack from the enraged hatchetman?
As editor, Mister Kipper tries to keep the others in line.
But he can’t be everywhere.
If Mister Kipper wrote all the reviews this website would be quite boring.